Other than that, I should apologise again for not actually coming here in all this time. It's got a bit daunting now. I don't want to start going through the accumulated deviations and messages, because I don't know when it'll stop. As for submitting anything myself, I have been about as creative as a broken shelf lately. Although, I did take over 600 photographs on a recent weekend away, some of which might just find their way onto here if I'm good. I'm not, though.
Anyways, I might even physically see some of you before long and then who knows what terrible things may occur? I mean joys. You know. It's late, I should be going.
Oh, yes: I'm not in 32-inch trousers any more. Not comfortably, anyway.







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She promptly turned into a cumberland sausage. "YOU HAVE A WOMANS PURSE, MY LORD!" She exclaimed arousingly.
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The unicorns let me loose from their experimenting!
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She promptly turned into a cumberland sausage. "YOU HAVE A WOMANS PURSE, MY LORD!" She exclaimed arousingly.
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The unicorns let me loose from their experimenting!
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She promptly turned into a cumberland sausage. "YOU HAVE A WOMANS PURSE, MY LORD!" She exclaimed arousingly.
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The unicorns let me loose from their experimenting!
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Warning: May be more or less nice than first impressions suggest.
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She promptly turned into a cumberland sausage. "YOU HAVE A WOMANS PURSE, MY LORD!" She exclaimed arousingly.
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The unicorns let me loose from their experimenting!
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She promptly turned into a cumberland sausage. "YOU HAVE A WOMANS PURSE, MY LORD!" She exclaimed arousingly.
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The unicorns let me loose from their experimenting!
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